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The Moldy Peaches - Anyone Else But You
Where do you find the chords to the other string part? All I can find is the base G-Cmaj7 stuff, but there’s obviously a more complex part on top of that and I don’t know how to find it. Halp?
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“Yeah, well, I got no where else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.”
[J.J. Abrams stated that the “All I got left is my Bones” line was not actually in the script, but an on-set improvisation by Urban, a Trek fan long before being cast in the film.]
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A simple lesson in the ‘a-’ prefix
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
A lot of people have asked me the difference between aromantic and asexual, so to make it simple:
The ‘a-’ prefix means ‘not’.
Therefore, aromantic means ‘not romantic’ (i.e. ‘doesn’t experience romantic attraction’) and asexual means ‘not sexual’ (i.e. ‘doesn’t experience sexual attraction’).
Just think of it like religion. Religious people are called theists, and people who aren’t religious are called - altogether now - atheists!
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when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
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This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.
I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.
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